Harris Grill: The only things standing between you and a good time is us

It's lucky I don't take 'sexual harassment' seriously. So one of my supervisors walks into the kitchen and announces to the whole kitchen (two dudes on line, one dude on salads, one dude doing dishes, and me on line) something to the effect of "GOD Damn it's getting hot in here"

He rips open his chef coat to reveal himself wearing a white women's t-shirt that is so small that his chest hair is pooching out the top and it really only covers his chesticals.

He says:
"Next time you're getting intimate with your partner.... think of this"
and sprints out of the kitchen screaming "SEXXXXYYYY" and laughing... undoubtedly to do a repeat performance for the bartenders. about 20mins later he comes back to the kitchen and says

"you know whats unfortunate about this whole thing" as he buttons his coat back up "the next time you're getting it on, you're going to think 'there was something i was supposed to think ab-- SWEET JESUS.... i'm out' and it's totally going to ruin the moment"